i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
either way he was missing a nipple.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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