grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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