"it" just moved
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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