Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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