You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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