I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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