and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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