dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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