The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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