Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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