Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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