He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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