ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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