Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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