I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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