there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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