I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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