The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
worst night to have a conscience
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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