I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Will exercising make me less horny?
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