She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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