Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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