Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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