Pappa wants mamma naked
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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