Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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