whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Farmville is her only friend.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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