Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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