Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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