it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
we're so committed to being not committed
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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