Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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