I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
if only i could text you this smell
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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