Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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