...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You almost got us killed.
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