Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
