So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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