it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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