I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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