No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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