Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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