I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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