Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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