You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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