goodnight i made you a song goodbye
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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