He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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