Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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