Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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