Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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