Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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