Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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