I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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