why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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