it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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