I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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