Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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