you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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