We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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