No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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